Letters Of The Week

Painting by Gabriel Metsu (1629-1667). I doubt his lawyers will be reading this.

 

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
The Unicorns

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Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo it.”

Just sayin’…

Sincerely,
Google

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Dear 2010,

So I hear that the best rapper is white and the President is black.  What the heck happened?

Sincerely,
1985

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Dear Fox News,

You’ve been on the air for 15 years now, and still no news about foxes.

Sincerely,
Unimpressed

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Frea vrreunshjkl,

Plvfhruence aerucnsuefa fer we c/fhiewwdm.

Sgbreuvdms,
Stevie Wonder

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Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.  No one wants to run with me either.

Keep your chin up,
Sarah Palin

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Dear Global Warming,

You’re the best imaginary friend ever!

Love,
Al Gore